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Dios Perdona, 
Este Sanitizer... NO! 

Have no mercy on germs with this new product from Republic of Lucha's state of the art science labs! Turn COVID into NO-VID with this medical marvel! 

*Disclaimer: None of these facts are even remotely accurate. This is just normal hand-sanitizer with a cool little sticker we put on it. Don’t sue us please.